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We have 6 colors of candy crayons. One for each branch of United States Military service

Jarhead Red™ - Marines
Squid Blue™ - Navy
Dawg Face Green™ - Army
Flyboy Yellow™ -Air Force
Puddle Pirate Orange™ - Coast Guard
Space Cadet White™ - Space Force

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Cup of Shut The Fuck UP

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We've done it again!

We brought another Military Joke to Reality.

We bring you A Cup of Shut The Fuck UP!

Learn the history why coffee is important to the Military.

https://crayonsreadytoeat.com/pages/why-the-military-drinks-coffee

Each Box contains 12 single serving pods. Each pod contains the highest quality of coffee this side of heaven so you can set back and finally enjoy a quality Cup of Shut the Fuck UP!

Order start shipping no later than the 3rd week in December so it will arrive in time for the holiday fun.